Howard lifts his arms in an exaggerated shrug. "Hello, my name is Howard Stark. I am the number one technological genius the US has under its belt, and somehow a little cube of pure energy managed to ruin my life by throwing me so far into the future that I'm already dead. --Oh, and I can't get a girl on my arm without her asking if I'm related to Tony Stark. Which is always fun."
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Howard lifts his arms in an exaggerated shrug. "Hello, my name is Howard Stark. I am the number one technological genius the US has under its belt, and somehow a little cube of pure energy managed to ruin my life by throwing me so far into the future that I'm already dead. --Oh, and I can't get a girl on my arm without her asking if I'm related to Tony Stark. Which is always fun."